The human brain is a powerful machine. Just look around at the marvel — buildings, bridges, roads, the device in your hand. Innovation is what sets our species apart.
Attempting to use roughly 35 percent of this degenerate’s mind is the “analytical bracket.” The antithesis of “trust your gut,” it’s an exercise that focuses on the conclusions drawn from the eye test and the data farmed from advanced metric sites like KenPom, BartTorvik, Haslameterics, ShotQuality, EvanMiya and others.
The mission: to win money.
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Because the NCAA Tournament is more the anomaly than the statistical rule, it has historically underperformed compared to the “gut.” However, some years, it has left this dirt-poor gambler wading in office pool cash.
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Maximizing the prefrontal cortex's power, I present to you this year’s numbers-driven entry!
Inevitably, it will be eliminated from contention after the first two sessions on Thursday. If only this dimwit’s IQ wasn’t equivalent to Ralph’s from “The Simpsons” …
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